Fitness Quote of the Week:

“You know how I workout so I can eat chocolate?…Yeah well last night I was at the gym for 3 hours! I gave birth in that amount of time! If I have to go to one more @#$! birthday party where there’s German chocolate cake I’m going to damn near kill myself!” – (B. C. – Client and Chocaholic)

Fitness Quote of the Week:

” I wanna be that crazy old lady doing triathlons when I’m 70. Wearing sweat bands and all that. I want people to say, ‘what’s that crazy lady up to now?’”  -D.D. (Client)

Fitness Quote of the Week:

“You’re making me do psychotic things, you know? But you have a nice butt, so I feel like I’m in the right hands.” (R.W. – Client on her first day)

Fitness Quote of the Week:

“I’m shaped like a turtle…and turtles don’t crunch their abs on  !@#* stability balls!” (A.S. – Client)

Fitness Quote of the Week:

“How many more weird things could you possibly make us do?” – Clients